Anonymous asked:
you really should just buy the water bottle… support your favorite hellsite!
utopians answered:
I straight up feel like an ant talking to another ant who has cordyceps
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Have you ever seen a poster and thought.
Wait what.
I just did so i googled
Huh. That seems.... not that far? What about...
Okay. Okay that's... still.... but maybe I'm seeing distances wrong let's try what the poster said
.....
Huh. That's. I'm. Wait what is...
Okay so the international space station is roughly 10 times closer to me than the west coast is that's fine this is fine I'm fine what
Up is very very near by, it's just hard to get to, because the planet loves us very much and hates to let go.
